1)Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water in fourteen seconds?
He set a new lap record!
2) Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She gave birth to mittens!
3) What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause!
4) What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A peeping tom!
5) Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
6) What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
7) Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.
8) Why are cats better than babies?
Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
9) What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?
A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.
10) What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?