Selection of Cat Jokes 1>10

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 18 January 2011

1)Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water in fourteen seconds?
He set a new lap record!

2) Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She gave birth to mittens!

3) What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause!

4) What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A peeping tom!

5) Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!

6) What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.

7) Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.

8) Why are cats better than babies?
Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.

9) What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?
A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.

10) What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
The purrpatrator.

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