On Dates: The Bigger The Better

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 17 January 2011

Here is a tip for our men overseas: If you ever find yourself in a violent country and decide to date a local lady, always try to be courteous and allow her to go in front when going shopping. Also, it helps if she is a pretty hefty lady in case the place is booby trapped. Remember, while you're there, you are representing America. Oh, did I mention dressing as a woman also with big protective jacket under the fake boobs?

-Red Balls, Politician

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