Here is a tip for our men overseas: If you ever find yourself in a violent country and decide to date a local lady, always try to be courteous and allow her to go in front when going shopping. Also, it helps if she is a pretty hefty lady in case the place is booby trapped. Remember, while you're there, you are representing America. Oh, did I mention dressing as a woman also with big protective jacket under the fake boobs?
-Red Balls, Politician