My ex-girlfriend might as well give up and get on with her life and forget all about me, but she keeps talking about me to her friends and co-workers and even her new boyfriend as I heard them plainly outside the window she left open a bit and you wouldn't believe what she says to the cops.
They came out here and told me about it but I already knew that it was all true. Just like she says in those old love letters of mine that I found in her trash can.
-Red Balls, Politician
