One day a little red man came home from work in his little red car and parked on his little red driveway.
He got out and walked up his little red path into his little red house.
He walked up his little red stairs and into his little red bathroom.
He took his little red clothes off and walk into his little red shower.
After his shower he put his little red towel around himself, walked out of his little red bathroom, down his little red stairs, out his little red door, down his little red path, down his little red driveway to the side of the road.
Then a lady crossed to the little red man's side of the road and when she was halfway the little red man's towel fell off!!
Then a car hit the woman.
Moral of the Story: Don't cross the road while the little red man is flashing!!