A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower and the doorbell rings.
After a few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
Then she opens the door and there stands Steve, the next door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Steve says: "I will give you £200 just to drop that towel that you have around you!".
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Steve.
Steve has a close look at her for a few minutes, hands over £200 and quickly leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower:
"Who was that?"
"It was Steve the next door neighbor,"she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "Did he say anything about the £200 he owes me?"
Moral of the story: Keep your partner informed about cash transaction, to prevent avoidable exposure!