Can't Remember Sh*t!!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Before I wised up & started downing my gingko biloba pills with a big swig of Phillips Milk of Magnesia, I couldn't remember shit.

I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who apparently had no face, carrying a chainsaw, and then I went all to pieces.

-Red Balls, Politician

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