1) How do you catch a runaway dog?
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!
2) What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle!
3) What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
Any kind of bloodhound!
4) What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
Wire haired terriers!!
5) What do you call a happy Lassie ?
A jolly collie !
6) What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling!
7) What is the dogs favourite city?
New Yorkie!
8) Who is the dogs favourite comedian?
Growlcho Marx!
9) What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
"Well, doggone!"
10) What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
A Great Dane out!
