Ass Still Too Big!

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 9 January 2011

Lipstick commercials are a pain in the butt. In fact, all those cosmetic products are a pain. How can putting grease on my lips make them more kissable? Oh, I don't mind plucking out a few stray hairs but added make-up to look like "You are not wearing make-up" is ridiculous! And those false Bambi eyelashes! Would a set of those make my ass look any smaller?

-Ms. Red Balls, Politician's wife

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