Selection of Marriage Jokes - 07

Submitted by Inchcock

Sunday, 9 January 2011

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"

Newly wed couple
Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.
They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."
Without a moment's hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it's your own."

Doctor - Wife
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!

Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again!

Frying pan...
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry darling..!
Next day wife hit him around his head with the frying pan.
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

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