Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business is real bad, what with VAT increases, price of petrol I'm worried.
If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my *ucking ass!"
Too late - he noticed a beautiful long legged blonde, sitting two stools away.
Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.
"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem ...
"If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my *ucking car!"
