As I proudly wore my new alligator skin boots down the street a woman and a woman stopped me and pointed at my new boots.
"Did you know that a poor alligator had to die just so that you could those fancy boots to wear?"
"Yes", I told them. "But I didn't think I had two people who were witnesses to it. Now I'll have to kill you two."
"Anyone else see me......Hey! Where are you going?" Hmmm. Probably went to college at Florida State."