Two Bits of Wisdom from "Red" Balls

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 4 January 2011

The only reason all those anti-drug bills keep getting passed is because most of us pro-drug people are too messed up to vote.

I was so inspired by our sightseeing on the Caribbean Cruise. I was certain that it would work here. However, my brilliant idea of a Kentucky Glass-Bottomed Roadkill Bus never quite caught on.

-"Red" Balls

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