1) Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
2) Why did the goal posts get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
3) Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
4) Why did the bird join the air force?
He wanted to be a parrot trooper.
5) Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
6) Why did Mrs Grape leave Mr Grape?
Because she was tired of raisin kids.
7) Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
8) Why did the pig want to learn karate?
So he would be able to do pork chops.
9) Why did the king go to the dentist?
He wanted to have his teeth crowned.
10) Why did the old man keep his money in the fridge?
Because he liked cold cash.
11) Why did the soccer coach give his team lighters?
Because they kept losing all their matches.
12) Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To get to the other side
13) Why did the rooster cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something
14) Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls
15) Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn't chicken
16) Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide
17) Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet
18) Why did the turtle cross the road ?
To get to the shell station
19) Why did the horse cross the road ?
Because the chicken needed a day off
20) Why did the chicken join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
21) Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
22) Why did the bear cross the road?
To eat the dead chicken.
23) Why did the robot cross the road?
Because the chicken was out of order!
24) Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide!
25) Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
26) Why did the chickens cross the road?
They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!
27) Where are chicks born?
28) Why did the cow cross the road ?
To get to the udder side !
29) Why did Captain J T Kirks chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
30) Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.