A patient has been examined by the doctor and the doctor reports the results of his findings:
"I'm afraid I have some bad news and some worse news for you, Mr. Smith."
"OK Doc, give it to me straight, what's the bad news?"
"You have Alzheimer's Disease."
"Is that the one that makes you forget everything?"
"Yes it is."
"So what's the worse news?"
"Your testicles must also be removed."
"Oh no, I don't like that and neither will the wife....OK Doc, give it to me straight, what's the bad news?"