Jimmy Picket

Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 28 December 2010

Habitual small-time criminal, Jimmy "the Fence" Picket found himself in court facing a charge of handling stolen goods yet again. The judge was convinced that he had seen him there before because his face seemed familiar.

Therefore the magistrate asked Jimmy: "have you ever been up before me, before?"

Jimmy replied cautiously: "I couldn't really say, Your Honour. What time do you usually get up?"

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