More Christmas Crackers

Submitted by j.w.

Monday, 27 December 2010

Q Why do cows lie down in the rain?
A To keep each udder dry.

Q What did the Liberal Democrat cow say to the Tory cow who told him that Vince Cable was Rupert Murdoch's best friend?
A Pull the udder one.

Q What did the garbage colecting cow collect?
A Udder rubbish

Q What do you call two robbers?
A A pair of knickers.

Q What do you call four randy robers?
A Fornickaters

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