Q Why do cows lie down in the rain?
A To keep each udder dry.
Q What did the Liberal Democrat cow say to the Tory cow who told him that Vince Cable was Rupert Murdoch's best friend?
A Pull the udder one.
Q What did the garbage colecting cow collect?
A Udder rubbish
Q What do you call two robbers?
A A pair of knickers.
Q What do you call four randy robers?
A Fornickaters
