Christmas Crackers

Submitted by j.w.

Sunday, 26 December 2010

Q What do you call a train made out of toffee?

A Chew chew

Q What is a ghost's favourite food?

A Ghoulash

Q What does a ghost like to drink?

A Spirits

Q What goes up but can't come down?

A An umbrella up a chimney

Q What is a donkey with a had throat?

A Hoarse

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