One two three

Submitted by j.w.

Saturday, 25 December 2010

One two three
Mother caught a flea
Put in the teapot
Had to have a pee
Father shouts 'Somethin's amiss
This tea' he said 'tastes like piss!'
He threw it in my mother's face
Oh Dear! She was in such disgrace
Next time she caught a flea
She gave it to the honey Bee

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