The Wrong Phone Call

Submitted by j.w.

Friday, 24 December 2010

I was on tenterhooks waiting for a phone call to tell me whether I had the job or not. But my girl friend was, for the moment, more important. We were approaching the point of no return when the phone rang. What a dilemma!

I scuttled down the stairs naked to pick up the phone.

'This is you Double Glazing Company with an offer you can't refuse.'

I slammed down the phone after swearing down the line and telling them where to put their double glazing.

I returned to the bedroom and my girl friend was dressed. I couldn't blame her.

I never got the girl and I never got the job. But I got double glazing from a different company.

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