I was on tenterhooks waiting for a phone call to tell me whether I had the job or not. But my girl friend was, for the moment, more important. We were approaching the point of no return when the phone rang. What a dilemma!
I scuttled down the stairs naked to pick up the phone.
'This is you Double Glazing Company with an offer you can't refuse.'
I slammed down the phone after swearing down the line and telling them where to put their double glazing.
I returned to the bedroom and my girl friend was dressed. I couldn't blame her.
I never got the girl and I never got the job. But I got double glazing from a different company.
