You're not my real dad!

Submitted by anthonyrosania

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

I don't want my cat to get sick, but when I deny him human food, he yells "You're not my real dad!". It breaks my heart every single time.

They say imitation is the best form of flattery. Frankly, I think the best form of flattery has something to do with lips on my... OK, that's 50 words, the minimum for a published joke on G'night, everybody.

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