My Dog's Got No Nose

Submitted by alexc

Monday, 6 December 2010

- My Dog's got no nose.

- How does it smell?

- Well, the lack of a physical nose doesn't entirely prevent the respiratory functions but to be honest, I find your line of questioning quite insensitive given the nature of my statement. It's almost sociopathic to instinctively question the biological machinations of his disfigurement rather than offer some kind of commiseration.

- I feel somewhat shamed.

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