Knock Knock

Submitted by alexc

Monday, 6 December 2010

-Knock Knock

-Who's there?

-Common decency would suggest you should open the door and find out instead of continuing this exchange from either side of a door.

-Well, pardon me for being suspicious but I find it strange that a man would actually speak the words "knock knock" instead of the time-honoured practice of the physical knock. Now are yo going to tell me your name or what?

-No, this joke has lost its momentum.

-OK, good day to you, Sir.

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