I hit my dog in the face with a shovel.

Submitted by anthonyrosania

Sunday, 28 November 2010

I hit my dog in the face with a shovel. The pool of blood and teeth on the floor looked exactly like a portrait of Gosamaru, the Ryukyuan lord of the gusuku of Zakimi, and then like more like Andrew Williams, the Mayor of North Shore City, New Zealand. And then he died.

Happy Thanksgiving.


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