I was watching a football game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Washington Redskins with Gramps and the Cowboys, whom Gramps loves, scored a touchdown.
Gramps shouted out. Then they showed a replay. "TWO touchdowns, by cracky." Another replay from a third angle: "Three touchdowns, did you see that?"
I started to correct him but he was so excited that I thought "Well, he's watching a better game than I am.
Plus, by halftime he'll be asleep.
-Thomas Landry Smith