Getting a hairdryer through customs at airport

Submitted by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 21 November 2010

A distinguished young woman on a
flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her,
'Father, may I ask a favour?'

'Of course, child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic
hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened
and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid
they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you
could carry it through customs for me? Under your
robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn
you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go
ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have
anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have
nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what
do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a
woman, but which is, to date, unused'

Roaring with laughter, the official said,
'Go ahead, Father


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