I have a very good friend and neighbour who is Chinese. His name is Lee Wong.
Two years ago he married his childhood sweetheart. Her name is Su and she is also of Chinese origin.
Last week they had their first baby and we went round to see the baby when they came home from the hospital.
We were quite surprised to see that the baby was quite definitely white Caucasian.
Lee asked me what I thought of the baby and I said "Lee, surely you know that two Wongs don't make a white".
He said "I know, I think Su has been playing around".
I asked what they plan to call the baby.
Lee replied "I want to call him Sum Ting but Su doesn't like it".