How to get to Heaven from Ireland
Children were being tested in a Dublin Sunday school class, by their teacher, to see if they understood the concept of getting
to heaven. They were asked,
'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all
my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'NO!'
'Well, then, if I was kind to animals
and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that
get me into heaven?
Again, they all answered 'NO!'.
The teacher was just bursting with pride for them and continued,
'Then how can I get into heaven?'
A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."