Top Ten List For Eliminating the U.S Deficit

Submitted by tlmedia

Saturday, 20 November 2010

1. Sell the Capitol Building. All that ostentatious marble will fetch big bucks There are plenty of function rooms for meetings in DC

2. Sell the White House. Donald Trump will buy and turn it into a hotel. Purchase a street of foreclosed homes in DC. Lots of room for everyone.

3. Stop serving state dinners. McDonalds will suffice.

4 Put everything in the Smithsonian on Ebay.

5 Turn the US Botanical Garden into an online flower shop.

6 Eliminate the Cabinet. Volunteers will rise to the occasion

7. Turn the Mall into a theme park.

8. Sell Air Fore One and Two. A Piper Cub is all you need.

9. Get rid of the FBI. A dozen private investigators can do the job.

10. Outsource all Federal phone services to India. Callers will pay $25.00 a call. It works for Microsoft.

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