Ass Never Looks Fat

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 19 November 2010

Here's a tip:

Never, never, never tell your lady that her new outfit makes her ass look fat, even when it does.

Especially if she's already wearing stiletto heels.

-Patient In Room 4B20

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