The Cinema.

Submitted by Nick Hobbs

Friday, 19 November 2010

A woman and her new boyfriend are sitting in the cinema, intently watching a movie, when the girl leans over and whispers to her fella
"can we move seats?"

"Why?" asks the guy.

"The man next to me is masturbating!" she replies, in hushed tones.

"Oh, is it bothering you?" he asks.

"Well yeah it is!" she says "he's using my hand!"

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