Wedding poem for Kate & Will

Submitted by j.w.

Wednesday, 17 November 2010

The Poet Laureate has written a wonderful peom to celebrate the news of the forthcoming marriage of Kate & Will.

One two
No more shoe

Three four
No prick so sore

Five six
Give her a lick

Seven eight
Just for Kate

Nine ten
Screw her again

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