Tax Payer: Mr Darling there are some caterpillars on your face...
Darling: Ohh they're my eyebrows. Don't know what your making fun of, we have your money and spending it all on Iraq!
Tax Payer: Do you dye your eyebrows...?
Darling: Yes its makes me look quite sexy don't you think
Tax Payer: Ohh no I don't really think it does
