Two men

Submitted by whatinthe world

Sunday, 14 November 2010

Two men are walking along a road when a large rock drops on one of them, causing massive injuries. "Henry, you alright?" asks the other man. "No, I've just lost an arm, dammit!" the injured person replies.
"Y'know, its your lucky day." "Why?" the injured man incredulously queries. "It could have been your head" the second man explains. And with that a large rock falls on the uninjured person, removing his head.The injured man chortles cheerfuly "Ha! It's your lucky day squire. You could've lost an arm!"

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