Two Brothers

Submitted by P.M. Wortham

Saturday, 13 November 2010

Stosh and Yosh come to America, both skilled tradesman, Stosh a plumber and Yosh an electrician. The much younger Yosh meets and falls in love almost immediately with a pretty little girl and they announce wedding plans. Though Stosh cautioned his younger brother to play the field a bit before settling down, he still supported his brother with the wedding.

After the wedding, the two brothers got back together at a pub to catch up. The older brother asked, "So Yosh, how many times did you and the bride do it last night?"

Yosh was a bit embarrased but replied, "Well, only three times last night"

Stosh was impressed but decided to tease his brother. "3 times? that's all? Pappa would not be pleased. You'll have to do better next time"

2 more weeks pass and the brothers get back together. Yosh came in with a smile and was quick to declare "I Made love with my wife 5 times last night".

Stosh still teasing his naive little brother, "Yosh, you need to practice being a man, 5 times is for amateurs."

2 more weeks go by and Yosh was grinning from ear to ear.

"Yosh!" said Stosh. "You look like you have made some progress in the husband department, no?"

Yosh folded his arms and declared, "Last night. 37 times"

Stosh shook his head, declaring, "no, no, that can't be. How is it exactly that you count?"

Yosh began to demonstrate by moving his hips forward and back and calling out, "One, Two, Three, Four...."

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