A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" she bundled him in the closet stark naked.
The husband however became suspicious, and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "who are you?" he asked him. "i'm an inspector from bugs-b-gone."
"what are you doing in there?"
"i'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths."
"and where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, "those pesky little bastards!"