Submitted by whatinthe world

Saturday, 13 November 2010

A man walks into a building and asks for a skinny latte. The guy behind the counter asks him if he wants a cake with his coffee. "No" replies the customer. "Do you want a lolly?" the host enquires again.
"No, thanks" the man replies. "How 'bout an ice cream cone?" The man looks curiously at him but again says no. "What about a can of baked beans?" the host proffers. "Come again" the man responds. "Baked beans, sir." The customer again looks vaguely at him, not sure what his host is getting at. "Look, are you having a lend of me?" asks the man. "What about a septic tank?" the host again proposes. "Nooo, nooo, nooo!!" the customer angrily rejoinders. "I know, how 'bout a collander?" "Stop annoying me!! I don't want anything with my coffee!! Alright!!" The host then grabs the man by the scruff of the neck and screams "Then stop annoying me!!! This is a Bank not a bleedin' cafe!!!"

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