The Ring...

Submitted by birbee

Friday, 12 November 2010

A man went to the A&E department of his local hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.

He told the nurse attending the operation that his girlfriend found the ring in his trouser pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used vaseline to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you are married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis and had to be cut off.
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.............

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