Bad Mistake

Submitted by Spicewood

Friday, 12 November 2010

A woman was standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

The husband replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."


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