Ass Wounds Can Be The Worst

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 11 November 2010

Since it's Veteran's Day, it always reminds me of my coming home from Vietnam and having that heart-shaped scar on my ass from parts of a garbage can blown up by the Viet Cong.

But even though they think it's an interesting story, not one of my dates wanted to see it.

-Sgt. Arms

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