The Bear Facts

Submitted by MostlyHarmless

Monday, 8 November 2010

Two hikers spotted a grizzly a short way off - one dropped his pack and started running, shouting "RUN!" to his companion who shouted back "You can't out run a grizzly!". His fast disappearing friend retorted "I don't need to - I just need to outrun YOU!".

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