Yo Mama *unread & new*

Submitted by thehideous

Monday, 8 November 2010

Yo Mama's so fat, that the Niagara Falls is her flush tank.

Yo Mama's so fat, they once made an emergency landing on her.

Yo Mama's so fat, NASA's next satellite will be docked on her.

Yo Mama's so fat, she birped and she lost 100 pounds.

Yo Mama's so fat, she farted and the world thought US attacked Iraq.

Yo Mama's so fat, she can be that lady seated on the seven mountains as written in Revelations.

Yo Mama's so fat, that her parachute will eclipse the whole of China.


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