Could Be Carried Out On Stretcher

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 5 November 2010

Here's a tip I learned the hard way:

You be extra careful when ordering at Mickey D's if you know the little oriental guy working there is also a self-defense instructor.

Especially when you jokingly say "Yes, I'll have flies with that".

He will fly at you alright.

-Edna St. Vincent Melay

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