I Can Sit On The Floor & Eat Off The Table

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 3 November 2010

I hate it when I'm at the supermarket and there's some half-starved looking lady lifting her eyebrows and shaking her head and sighing at my cart full of chips, ice cream and doughnuts.

Her pruney little ass will never match this masterpiece I got from all these and the fast food restaurants.

So every time I see her going down an aisle, I make her back up or hit the shelves.

-Fanny Bright


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