Crawled Up My Wazzoo?

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

Is it just me or are your fortune cookies also getting a bit mean lately?

Last night at Wong's Big Boy, my fortune read, "You wouldn't know how to achieve total serenity if it crawled up your big fat ass!"

It's just me, isn't it?

-Fanny Bright

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