That's Certainly A Big Help!

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 1 November 2010

Because I'm afraid of flying, especially in an airplane, my friends read me a report that stated that you're in more danger crossing the highway to get your mail than to be killed in an airplane crash.

That really helped.

Now I'm afraid to cross the highway and my mail is two-foot high.

-Fred T. Deeth

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