Two men in Pub.
Have you heard about these sexy Shags Spear DVD's?
Shagspeare. Did he write sexy plays?
I'll say. There's The Temptress.
She'll get the wind in your sails!
Then 'Roll me over Juliet'.
That sounds good.
'Merry Wives a Swapping'
I thought they were in Windsor not Wapping.
Well they swapped. There's 'Julius Cease Up'
What's that about?
You know. He can't get it up.
Does he get it up in the end?
In her end, more like! Then there's 'Mac Beth', who couldn't decide witch sex she was and 'Two Gentleman with Venereal'.
I don't like the sound of that.
There's 'Twelve Nights' 'All's well. That ends well'.
He had some good characters too that Shagspeare.
I'll say. False Staff. He shows how Doll Tearsheet sheet was Torn and Mistress Quickly who my wife is keen on.
Great quotes, as well. 'Is that a dagger that I see before me? No it's my prick you blind broad'.
Then there's 'To Pee or not to Pee'.
That reminds me. I've got to piss off.