Dating agency clarifying information provided by senior on enrollment questionnaire for finding the perfect soul-mate:
"You say here that you'd prefer someone with regular bowel movements.
Does it matter if they're involuntary?"
Senior to dating agency match-maker on health-related question:
"Lately I've been feeling lethargic, listless and apathetic and if I stand up too quickly, I get dizzy. My grand-daughter says she has to smoke two big fat joints to feel like that".
