The Grumpy Old Man

Submitted by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 20 October 2010

When young Mark Lowton was at college, he used to deliver pizzas. One day he delivered a pizza to an old man's house. "I suppose you'll be wanting a tip?" asked the old man grumpily.

"That would be much appreciated," said Lowwton, "but the other delivery guy said not to expect much from you. He said if I got 10p from you, I'd be lucky."

The old man was hurt by the accusation. "Well, to prove him wrong, here's £1."

"Thank you," said the college boy, "I'll put this in my college fund."

"What are you studying?" asked the old man. "Applied psychology."

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