I never really understood that old saying about it "Being a bitter pill to swallow" until I had this horrible horrible headache during a party last week.
Quickly I reached into my purse and downed three suppositories by mistake.
Of course, I only thought they were bitter pills, but soon I had to barracade myself in the bathroom so long I caused three accidents.
I'll never be invited to any of those people's parties again...and let me tell you, that's a bitter pill to swallow.
-Ima Goner
