Swallowed Three Suppositories By Mistake

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

I never really understood that old saying about it "Being a bitter pill to swallow" until I had this horrible horrible headache during a party last week.

Quickly I reached into my purse and downed three suppositories by mistake.

Of course, I only thought they were bitter pills, but soon I had to barracade myself in the bathroom so long I caused three accidents.

I'll never be invited to any of those people's parties again...and let me tell you, that's a bitter pill to swallow.

-Ima Goner

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