A lawyer read the will of a rich man to the deceased's family. "To my loving wife, Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave the house and $2 million."
The lawyer continued, "To my daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1million."
The lawyer concluded, "And to my brother-in-law, Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you are wrong. Hi,